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This Week's Sign of the Apocalypse (from Sports Illustrated):
Throughout college football's national signing day on Feb. 3, Alabama's athletics website, rollride.com, streamed a live feed of the department's fax machine. - 2-15-2010
General

A sports simulation site that allows you to compare teams from the past in a variety of sports.
There are a lot of sports information sites, but there is only one good sports satire site.
Baseball
Sean Lahman's Baseball Archive A complete database of player and team statistics since 1871.
Retrosheet Search for old boxscores and player data.
New York Yankees
Hockey
The Internet Hockey Database
Buffalo Sabres

First of all, the logo they've used since some time in the mid-90s is lousy.  That is why I am displaying their original logo here.  Second, the goal horn at the old Aud was the best in the league.  Third, Lindy Ruff was always cool in my book, but he earned extra points for calling out the league on Brett Hull's "No Goal" in the 1999 Finals.

Calgary Flames

The famoue Theo Fleury celebration after scoring an OT goal against the Edmonton Oilers.

Detroit Red Wings

I don't have anything against the Wings.  I respect them quite a bit, and their resurgence since the mid-90s is a good thing for the league.  Calling themselves Hockeytown is a bit much, even among American cities.  However, I can't dispute the success of 11 Stanley Cups.

Edmonton Oilers

The Oilers were a second favorite of mine as a child, mostly because they were awesome and the Rangers were not.  So much could be said about their dynasty in the 80s, but for my money they possessed the greatest offense of any team in any sport in any era.

Hartford Whalers (now the Carolina Hurricanes)

WHA member turned sad sack NHL franchise, I know how I became a follower of the Whalers.  My fourth grade teacher's husband had a connection with the team and knowing that I enjoyed hockey, my teacher gave me a "Doug Jarvis: NHL Iron Man" poster and a team calendar.  Since moving to Carolina, I've been less a well-wisher and actually vehemently rooted against them in the 2006 Stanley Cup Finals.

New York Rangers

My favorite team in any sport, I have been a fan since sometime in the late 80s.  If everyone has a hardship in life, mine is watching the Rangers every winter.

Toronto Maple Leafs

Thanks to mega-dirtbag Darcy Tucker and ultra-scumbag Pat Quinn, I've developed a disliking for the Leafs over the last decade.  People often say that they are hated the same way the Yankees are, which I won't dispute except to say that Yankee haters have good reason to be jealous of their success.  True the Leafs 13 Cups are second best all time, but the last one came in 1967.  Thanks to the Blackhawks, (and perhaps Wayne Gretzky) they're now on the hook for the longest drought in the league.  Remember: Losers Even After Forty Seasons.

Washington Capitals

I don't like the Caps.  I hated Dale Hunter.  I even felt a little bad for Pierre Turgeon, even though he was an Islander.  Plus, Rich Pilon (#47) dishes out a charge and spear combination for the ages.

Winnipeg Jets (now the Phoenix Coyotes)

I'm not really sure how I became a well-wisher for the Jets, probably because I felt bad for them because they were so pathetic for so long.  Still, Winnipeg deserves a team far more than Phoenix.  In 1990, they took a 3-1 series lead in the first round on Dave Ellett's double OT winner.  Winnipeg would blow the series lead to the eventual Cup winners from Edmonton.

Humorous Moments and Other Things You May Have Missed
This is how fans look when your team gives up a game tying goal with 1:20 left in the third period of a seventh game. - April 28, 2009
This is how fans look when your team gives up game winning goal with 31.7 seconds left in the third period of a seventh game. - April 28, 2009
This is how fans acknowledge said goal scorer when he is from the visiting team. - April 28, 2009
ESPN got it right on the main headline, but missed it in the scroll at the bottom.
During Game 2 of the 2009 Eastern Conference Finals, Versus caught a shot of a banner in the stands that was unknowingly misplaced - May 2, 2009
It would take someone special to want to sign up for this since the Detroit Lions went 0-16 in 2008.
Taken out of context, this quote from the Detroit Red Wings during 2009 Stanley Cup Finals provides a bit more than fans need to know.
ESPN Fail: Not proofreading before putting a graphic on screen.
Uh, what is Jeron Johnson's major?  From the Fiesta Bowl - January 4, 2010
Should you ever forget your name, use this graphic organizer to determine if you are Sean Avery.
Wade Phillips needs to watch his back. - January 17, 2010
Wayne Gretzky with the Olympic torch.  Either he's ticked because the main torch malfunctioned or he's constipated. - February 12, 2010
Brian Rafalski scores the first two goals in the United States' eventual 5-3 victory over Canada prompted some preemptive editing on Wikipedia.  Only the first paragraph is needed is see how the author channeled his inner Robert Oppenheimer. - February 21, 2010
Is Wayne Gretzky contemplating Canada's 5-3 loss to the United States? - February 21, 2010
To be fair, the NCAA tournament only had 25 teams in 1973, so at worst North Carolina was proclaiming themselves the 28th best team in the nation.
An undefeated regular season would normally be an excellent reason to hang a huge banner in your stadium or arena.  Not for this team in this year.
Banners for attendance?  It's not a novel idea - the Charlotte Hornets raised one for the 1988-89 season.  The WNBA's Washington Mystics did it twice - in 2002 and 2003.
The Edmonton Oilers once boasted one professional sports' greatest offensive dynasties of all time.  That's why this banner seems like such a monstrosity.
Normally, I wouldn't mock a championship banner.  However, when the league is the ABA and the puny banner looks like it's hanging from the top shelf of a Wal-Mart aisle, then there's something to pick on.
Jaroslav Halak, as viewed by the Pittsburgh Penguins in the 2010 playoffs.
As the Blackhawks celebrate the overtime goal that gave them the Stanley Cup, a Flyers fan looks speechless in the background. - June 9, 2010
This graphic summarizes why I dislike both ESPN reporting and Brett Favre's attention craving behavior. - August 2010

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